big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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