This girl is more easily done than said...
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
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