Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Randomize
