Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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