I'm laying in your front yard are you home
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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