Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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