Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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