did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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