bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
you never un-have a 4some
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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