Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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