If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Randomize