Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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