I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
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