great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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