If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
These tits shall not be calmed
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize