Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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