Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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