I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
he shaved USA in his pubs
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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