I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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