The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
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