What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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