Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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