He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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