just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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