super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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