My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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