so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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