the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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