Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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