You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
