I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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