They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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