**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Your penis caused this!
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