They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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