You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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