i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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