what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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