She's JV to your varsity
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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