Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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