And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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