Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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