Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
