Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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