u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
okay pat passed out under dana's car
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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