White coat. Heels.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I wear drunk well.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Randomize