You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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