I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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