I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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