i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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