so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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