one might say we're banned from that church
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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