I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Everyone says I win the strip club
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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