i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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