your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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