would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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