I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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